Pattern recognition

Ever took a dive into the magnificent maze of women logic? Take this phrase from a girl friend, f'r instance:

If the shoes look just right on a woman's feet, she's in pain.

Utterly, excruciating pain, she latter explained. In fact—she wanted—, the more beautiful they look, the more ugly it will be when they come off.

Ouch. So much to learn, so little time…